Thursday, June 4, 2009

FEET ARE WEIRD....



                  But they look cute when dressed up.




JUST A LITTLE TOUCH


BEFORE A TOUCH OF VOGUE:
(The look—though great—is not polished)



            AFTER A TOUCH OF VOGUE:
 (We all know that the closest Vogue will get to embracing
                                              grunge is Alexander Wang...So here you go)



While flipping through magazines at the news stands my hands touched the beloved and bible-like Vogue Magazine. Instantly I became chicer and prettier. My sneakers turned into Louboutin heels, my Levi's jumper transformed into a Lanvin one-shoulder dress, and all my flaws instantly disappeared. Imagine that. This obviously in my dreams. My question is why is it when at a news stand the lady that is reading Vogue seems to think she has the right of way? This prissy chick blocked everyone from looking at any other magazine, and didn't budge until I politely asked her to move aside so I could get a glimpse of what was on the stands. Oh... and did I mention Cameron Diaz is on the cover? I mean that alone should have let this lady know that there ain't nothing good that's going to come out with Cam on the cover. Sorry Cam... you are just not that interesting.